{"id":2236,"date":"2009-08-30T20:27:11","date_gmt":"2009-08-30T19:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/?p=2236"},"modified":"2009-08-30T20:27:11","modified_gmt":"2009-08-30T19:27:11","slug":"trocha-humoru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/?p=2236","title":{"rendered":"Trocha humoru"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8230;ne\u017e se zase s koncem l\u00e9ta kone\u010dn\u011b vr\u00e1t\u00edme k pravideln\u00e9mu p\u0159isp\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed na zdej\u0161\u00ed str\u00e1nky, zat\u00edm alespo\u0148 tro\u0161ka humoru:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Marshall\u016fv prvn\u00ed z\u00e1kon: Nikdy nedopus\u0165te, aby v\u00e1m fakta nabourala d\u016fkladn\u011b promy\u0161len\u00e9 \u0161patn\u00e9 rozhodnut\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Poda\u0159\u00ed-li se odstranit jednu chybu, objev\u00ed se ihned dv\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed a mnohem z\u00e1va\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e chyba pr\u00e1v\u011b odstran\u011bn\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e v\u0161echno zklame, je t\u0159eba p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst si n\u00e1vod.<\/p>\n<p>Murphyho z\u00e1kon kosteln\u00edch lavic: Kosteln\u00ed lavice jsou v\u011bt\u0161inou konstruov\u00e1ny tak, aby v nich ne\u0161lo pohodln\u011b ani sed\u011bt ani kle\u010det.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pep\u00edk se po n\u00e1vratu z ned\u011bln\u00ed m\u0161e pt\u00e1 tat\u00ednka: &#8222;Tati, co to znamen\u00e1, kdy\u017e si pan far\u00e1\u0159 d\u00e1 na kazatelnu hodinky?&#8220; Tat\u00ednek jednozna\u010dn\u011b odpov\u00ed: &#8222;V\u016fbec nic!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Na po\u010d\u00e1tku B\u016fh stvo\u0159il zemi. Pot\u00e9 si odpo\u010dinul. Na po\u010d\u00e1tku B\u016fh stvo\u0159il mu\u017ee. Na po\u010d\u00e1tku svo\u0159il B\u016fh \u017eenu. Od t\u00e9 chv\u00edle si ani B\u016fh, ani mu\u017e ji\u017e neodpo\u010dinuli.<\/p>\n<p>V r\u00e1ji bude maxim\u00e1ln\u011b t\u0159icet procent \u017een. Pro\u010d? Proto\u017ee kdyby jich tam bylo v\u00edc, bylo by to peklo!<\/p>\n<p>Mu\u017e se pt\u00e1 Boha: Bo\u017ee, pro\u010d jsi stvo\u0159il \u017eenu tak hezkou? &#8211; Abys ji miloval.<br \/>\nA pro\u010d jsi ji stvo\u0159il tak hloupou? &#8211; Aby milovala ona tebe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;ne\u017e se zase s koncem l\u00e9ta kone\u010dn\u011b vr\u00e1t\u00edme k pravideln\u00e9mu p\u0159isp\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed na zdej\u0161\u00ed str\u00e1nky, zat\u00edm alespo\u0148 tro\u0161ka humoru: Marshall\u016fv prvn\u00ed z\u00e1kon: Nikdy nedopus\u0165te, aby v\u00e1m fakta nabourala d\u016fkladn\u011b promy\u0161len\u00e9 \u0161patn\u00e9 rozhodnut\u00ed. Poda\u0159\u00ed-li se odstranit jednu chybu, objev\u00ed se ihned dv\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed a mnohem z\u00e1va\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e chyba pr\u00e1v\u011b odstran\u011bn\u00e1. Kdy\u017e v\u0161echno zklame, je t\u0159eba p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst si [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2236"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2236"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2237,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2236\/revisions\/2237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}