{"id":413,"date":"2007-10-10T22:50:39","date_gmt":"2007-10-10T21:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/?p=413"},"modified":"2012-10-12T20:58:22","modified_gmt":"2012-10-12T18:58:22","slug":"cerveni-hrosici-a-znepokojeni-jeleni-%e2%80%93-aneb-exotika-londynske-dopravy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/?p=413","title":{"rendered":"\u010cerven\u00ed hro\u0161\u00edci a znepokojen\u00ed jeleni \u2013 aneb exotika Lond\u00fdnsk\u00e9 dopravy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ani nev\u00edm, jak se to stalo, ale zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee u\u017e tady v Lond\u00fdn\u011b pob\u00fdv\u00e1m dva t\u00fddny, tak\u017ee je na\u010dase vyn\u00e9st na sv\u011btlo Karmelu zase n\u011bjak\u00e9 poznatky o zdej\u0161\u00ed \u0159\u00ed\u0161i div\u016f. R\u00e1da bych poskytla i n\u011bjak\u00e9 hlubok\u00e9 duchovn\u00ed a jin\u00e9 vhledy, le\u010d jsem povahy n\u00edzk\u00e9 a omezen\u00e9, proto to tentokr\u00e1t bude o doprav\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Bydl\u00edm asi 45 minut ch\u016fze od \u0161koly, co\u017e znamen\u00e1 asi dv\u011b hodiny j\u00edzdy autobusem, 50 minut vlakem, 30 minut autem a 20 minut na kole. Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b j\u00edzda anglick\u00fdm autobusem stoj\u00ed, jak napov\u00edd\u00e1 p\u0159ehled \u010das\u016f, za podrobn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed rozbor. <!--more--><br \/>\nAnglick\u00e9 autobusy b\u00fdvaj\u00ed jedno a\u017e dvoupatrov\u00e9, \u010derven\u00e9 a jaksi romanticky se kol\u00e9baj\u00ed krajinou jako velic\u00ed \u010derven\u00ed hro\u0161\u00edci. Jejich mil\u00fd vzhled je z\u0159ejm\u011b d\u016fsledkem t\u00e9\u017ee psychologick\u00e9 taktiky, kter\u00e1 vede n\u011bkter\u00e9 americk\u00e9 v\u011bznice k tomu, aby nechaly vymalovat sv\u00e9 zdi na r\u016f\u017eovo &#8211; pr\u00fd to uklid\u0148uje agresivn\u00ed v\u011bzn\u011b a sni\u017euje se tak riziko napaden\u00ed person\u00e1lu. Na prvn\u00ed pohled by se zd\u00e1lo, \u017ee v\u0161e je v po\u0159\u00e1dku &#8211; j\u00edzdn\u00ed \u0159\u00e1d je vyv\u011b\u0161en na ka\u017ed\u00e9 zast\u00e1vce, autobusy jsou na ulic\u00edch tak\u00e9 k vid\u011bn\u00ed, l\u00edstky se daj\u00ed zakoupit.. Probl\u00e9my za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed ve chv\u00edli, kdy se osoba sna\u017e\u00edc\u00ed se o cestov\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed k j\u00edzdn\u00edmu \u0159\u00e1du. Ten toti\u017e obsahuje velmi povzbudiv\u00e9 uji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed nikoliv ve form\u011b tabulky ale v\u011bty: \u201eP\u0159es den mezi pond\u011bl\u00edm a p\u00e1tkem jezd\u00ed autobus zhruba ka\u017ed\u00fdch 10 minut.\u201c Pod n\u011bkolika dal\u0161\u00edmi podobn\u011b optimistick\u00fdmi sd\u011blen\u00edmi b\u00fdv\u00e1 namalov\u00e1no asi tak p\u011bt hlavn\u00edch stanic, mezi kter\u00fdmi autobus jezd\u00ed. Mezi ka\u017edou z nich je asi 10 dal\u0161\u00edch na znamen\u00ed, kter\u00e9 znaj\u00ed ov\u0161em jen prot\u0159el\u00ed Lond\u00fd\u0148an\u00e9 (pozor na z\u00e1m\u011bnu term\u00ednu Lond\u00fd\u0148an a Angli\u010dan \u2013 Angli\u010dan\u00e9 jsou v Lond\u00fdn\u011b sp\u00ed\u0161e v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00edm \u00fakazem).<\/p>\n<p>V praxi to potom znamen\u00e1, \u017ee se \u010dlov\u011bk postav\u00ed na zast\u00e1vku a autobus se n\u011bkdy, t\u0159eba za hodinu, ale i d\u0159\u00edv, s laskav\u00fdm hro\u0161\u00edm \u00fasm\u011bvem objev\u00ed na obzoru. Po n\u00e1stupu se cestuj\u00edc\u00edmu, pokud ovl\u00e1d\u00e1 ture\u010dtinu, arab\u0161tinu, beng\u00e1l\u0161tinu \u010di pol\u0161tinu, otev\u00edr\u00e1 \u0161irok\u00e1 mo\u017enost nav\u00e1zov\u00e1n\u00ed soci\u00e1ln\u00edch kontakt\u016f, kdy\u017e se pokou\u0161\u00ed zjistit, kter\u00e1 stanice je zhruba nejbl\u00ed\u017ee jeho c\u00edli. POkud ov\u0161em vl\u00e1dne pouze angli\u010dtinou, neb\u00fdv\u00e1 ov\u0161em radno pt\u00e1t se \u0159idi\u010de, ten b\u00fdv\u00e1 to v\u011bt\u0161inou indick\u00e9ho \u010di karibsk\u00e9ho p\u016fvodu a jeho znalosti angli\u010dtiny se mohou omezovat na \u201etwo pounds please!\u201c V dru\u017en\u00e9m jakkolivjazy\u010dn\u00e9m hovoru se mus\u00ed pokra\u010dovat, dokud se nep\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed c\u00edl, nebo\u0165 doba nutn\u00e1 k jeho dosa\u017een\u00ed se ned\u00e1 odhadnout p\u0159\u00edzemn\u00edmi v\u00fdchodoevropsk\u00fdmi metodami jako je m\u011b\u0159en\u00ed \u010dasu, po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed zast\u00e1vek \u010di pozorov\u00e1n\u00ed mapky. Z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed zkr\u00e1tka na tom, na kolika dal\u0161\u00edch zast\u00e1vk\u00e1ch autobus zastav\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Dal\u0161\u00edm zaj\u00edmav\u00fdm jevem zdej\u0161\u00ed dopravy je, \u017ee pokud si n\u011bjak\u00fd troufal\u00fd ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00edk zamane cestovat do centra a je\u0161t\u011b k tomu v dob\u011b \u0161pi\u010dky, zaplat\u00ed za l\u00edstek zhruba tolik, kolik zde stoj\u00ed nov\u00e9 vyd\u00e1n\u00ed Bible. To vede k zaj\u00edmav\u00fdm zamy\u0161len\u00edm \u2013 stoupla cena ropy nebo klesla cena Bo\u017e\u00edho slova?<\/p>\n<p>Po vyhodnocen\u00ed n\u011bkolika sr\u00e1\u017eek sv\u00fdch p\u0159edstav o cestov\u00e1n\u00ed s realitou za zrcadlem jsem se rozhodla zakoupit anglick\u00e9 kolo. Na \u010desk\u00e9 pom\u011bry jde o hnusn\u00e1 rezav\u00e1 skl\u00e1da\u010dka, ov\u0161em na anglick\u00e1 m\u011b\u0159\u00edtka si stoj\u00ed docela dob\u0159e. N\u011bjak\u00e9 trapn\u00e9 horsk\u00e9 kolo s 24 p\u0159evody a odleh\u010den\u00fdm r\u00e1mem se tu toti\u017e d\u00e1 zakoupit za mizern\u00fdch 200 liber a vlastn\u00ed ho p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b nevyzr\u00e1l\u00ed puber\u0165\u00e1ci, nezam\u011bstnan\u00ed a \u010derstv\u00ed imigranti. Prav\u00e9 KOLO, bicykl sn\u016f, po kter\u00e9m prahne ka\u017ed\u00fd Lond\u00fd\u0148an, je \u010dern\u00e1 skl\u00e1da\u010dka s d\u00e1msk\u00fdm r\u00e1mem a t\u0159emi p\u0159evody, dozdoben\u00e1 prout\u011bn\u00fdm p\u016flkruhov\u00fdm ko\u0161\u00edkem na \u0159id\u00edtka (jist\u011b, dr\u00e1t\u011bn\u00fd by taky byl, ale ten maj\u00ed jen nemajetn\u00ed ubo\u017e\u00e1ci). Tento sen se d\u00e1 po\u0159\u00eddit zhruba od 5OO liber a m\u016f\u017eete ho zahl\u00e9dnout na zahr\u00e1dk\u00e1ch v dra\u017e\u0161\u00edch \u010dtvrt\u00edch&#8230; Moje kolo tedy pat\u0159\u00ed sice k bicykl\u016fm, kter\u00e9 jsou star\u0161\u00ed (ale kdo v\u00ed, jestli ke KOLU nepat\u0159\u00ed i vysn\u011bn\u00e1 patina) ale zato na \u00farovni..<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u00e9 j\u00edzda na kole m\u00e1 ov\u0161em sv\u00e9 h\u00e1\u010dky. Zde je v\u00fdpisek z prvn\u00edho dne j\u00edzdy: kontinu\u00e1ln\u00ed j\u00edzda v protism\u011bru 2x, n\u00e1jezd do protism\u011bru s rychl\u00fdm p\u0159eskokem na chodn\u00edk 4x, zato\u010den\u00ed do protism\u011bru na k\u0159i\u017eovatce 6x, ned\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ednosti v j\u00edzd\u011b (z kter\u00e9ho sm\u011bru??!) 10x, po\u010det dopravn\u00edch p\u0159estupk\u016f zp\u016fsoben\u00fdch soust\u0159ed\u011bn\u00edm se pouze na stranu, po kter\u00e9 jedu: rad\u011bji nezaznamen\u00e1n. Obecn\u011b lze \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee nejjednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed je jet rovn\u011b a kup\u0159edu \u2013 co\u017e je pravda platn\u00e1 z\u0159ejm\u011b nejen v j\u00edzd\u011b na kole.<\/p>\n<p>Dal\u0161\u00ed podn\u011btnou v\u00fdzvou je cesta p\u0159es park, kter\u00fd se nach\u00e1z\u00ed na cest\u011b do \u0161koly. Tato t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00ed rezervace je pln\u00e1 r\u016fzn\u00fdch druh\u016f prastar\u00fdch ko\u0161at\u00fdch strom\u016f a ukr\u00fdv\u00e1 tak\u00e9 asi stohlav\u00e9 st\u00e1de\u010dko jelen\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b domn\u00edvaj\u00ed, \u017ee jde o jejich park. Maj\u00ed v z\u00e1sad\u011b pravdu. U vchodu se toti\u017e lze na informa\u010dn\u00edch tabul\u00edch do\u010d\u00edst n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed neopakovateln\u011b britsk\u00e9 upozorn\u011bn\u00ed : \u201eDovolujeme si V\u00e1s upozornit, \u017ee jeleni jsou divok\u00e1 zv\u00ed\u0159ata. P\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm v obdob\u00ed od b\u0159ezna do \u010dervna a od srpna do listopadu je nen\u00ed vhodn\u00e9 znepokojovat. Znepokojen\u00fd (worried) jelen m\u016f\u017ee za\u00fato\u010dit.\u201c Jeleni, kte\u0159\u00ed se v parku chovaj\u00ed jako doma, post\u00e1vaj\u00ed poklidn\u011b pobl\u00ed\u017e cyklistick\u00fdch cesti\u010dek a nejv\u00edce ze v\u0161eho p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00ed posv\u00e1tn\u00e9 kr\u00e1vy.<\/p>\n<p>Zato cyklista se ocit\u00e1 p\u0159ed vpravd\u011b existenci\u00e1ln\u00edmi ot\u00e1zkami: jak moc m\u016f\u017ee jelena znepokojit jezdec na kole? Propl\u00e1c\u00ed poji\u0161\u0165ovna \u00farazy zp\u016fsoben\u00e9 \u00fatokem jelena? Uzn\u00e1v\u00e1 se sr\u00e1\u017eka s jelenem na \u00fazem\u00ed Lond\u00fdna jako pojistn\u00e1 p\u0159\u00ed\u010dina? A pokud ano, nen\u00ed n\u00e1rok na \u00fahradu pojistn\u00e9ho zru\u0161en t\u00edm, \u017ee byl nebo\u017et\u00edk p\u0159edem varov\u00e1n o nebezpe\u010d\u00edch spojen\u00fdch se znepokojov\u00e1n\u00edm div\u00e9 zv\u011b\u0159e? O t\u011bchto a jin\u00fdch ot\u00e1zk\u00e1ch nyn\u00ed kontempluji nad \u010detbou Alenky, kter\u00e1 je v knihovn\u011b kupodivu za\u0159azena pod heslem fiction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ani nev\u00edm, jak se to stalo, ale zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee u\u017e tady v Lond\u00fdn\u011b pob\u00fdv\u00e1m dva t\u00fddny, tak\u017ee je na\u010dase vyn\u00e9st na sv\u011btlo Karmelu zase n\u011bjak\u00e9 poznatky o zdej\u0161\u00ed \u0159\u00ed\u0161i div\u016f. R\u00e1da bych poskytla i n\u011bjak\u00e9 hlubok\u00e9 duchovn\u00ed a jin\u00e9 vhledy, le\u010d jsem povahy n\u00edzk\u00e9 a omezen\u00e9, proto to tentokr\u00e1t bude o doprav\u011b. Bydl\u00edm asi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4655,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions\/4655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cestanahoru.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}